Like anyone, he has a desire to be cool. But it has also come to his attention that he might rather own a multiple-bathroom home in southwestern Ohio than rent an apartment in Austin, San Francisco, or Denver with his pup and new fiance.
If you're planning a trip to the Four Corners region and you're not bringing a motor bike with you, and you're not my dad, and only have time for one park during your swing through Moab, below is a just a personal ranking of my favorite parks in Utah.
If you ask any visitor of the International UFO Museum in Roswell about their visit, they might tell you it looks like a middle school diorama at a science fair. Harsh, yes. Accurate? I'll say this: Don't listen to them if they haven't gone to the UFO Festival in late June/early July.