Dear world, it is us, the Elemental Team. Thanks, as always, for listening.
Our founder, Thomas Patrick Kelly, may soon need a new home.
Like anyone, he has a desire to be cool. But it has also come to his attention that he might rather own a multiple-bathroom home in southwestern Ohio than rent an apartment in Austin, San Francisco, or Denver with his pup and new fiance.
So, we ask you this: where in the world should Tom go?
Is he doomed to be an uncool property owner like some kind of mouth-breathing knuckle-dragging dolt? Is he destined to a life of mediocrity, moving to Business Insider's No. 37 Best Place to Live in America 2016?
Is home really where you make it? Is life a garden? If so, should we dig it?
This week the folks at Reminiscent discuss what's next for Thomas, the soon-to-be-newlywed.
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Ta ta for now,
The Elemental Team